so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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