I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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