This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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