yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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