So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
