Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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