Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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