Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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