can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Houston, we have a squirter
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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