I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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