Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
being pregnant is like rehab
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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