it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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