I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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