Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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