he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
