I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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