Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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