just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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