That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
