This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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