Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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