i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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