How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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