i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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