he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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