the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
