Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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