Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i believe in u and ur pee
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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