I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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