your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The feeling are messing with the penis
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All I want is dick and wine.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
