I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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