she woke up with a sticky ear
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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