But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
