I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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