You really coming over, don't trick.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
