he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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