Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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