Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
