the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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