No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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