That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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