we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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