so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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