I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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