i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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