But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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