Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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