I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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