I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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