The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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