Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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