I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We just shotgunned beers for America
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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