this boner is exhausting
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
